Give Me A Sign (please, if you have a second)

This is fair, no?Ok, I’m going to keep this short and simple.  The Rally to Restore Sanity is Saturday, and I’m not going there without a hilarious sign that will make strangers laugh and maybe want to take a picture of it.  God, I’m such a ham.
After some brainstorming with a few clever brothers, we’ve developed a list of real zingers.
Please have a gander at the list below and vote for your favorite.  Or, if you’re nasty, write your own in the comments.
  1. Sanity Now! (or when it’s convenient because you’ve arranged for a sitter)
  2. Logic Saves, in case Jesus is busy because he thought you could address that issue on your own since it seems relatively straightforward.
  3. If you’re scheduling a rally, this time and location are convenient for me.
  4. I agree with what you are saying, just please say it quieter.
  5. I agree with you, but you don’t have to be so loud.
  6. Crazy people are crazy
  7. This Poster is Blocking Someone’s View
  8. I’d Rather be on Vacation.
  9. I am exercising my freedom to listen.
  10. I filled out my census on time.
  11. Sane is the new Black African-American  (unless that’s offensive).
  12. If this marker runs out before I finish this sign, I would probably not be that angry.
  13. America is the greatest country on Earth, but that’s just my opinion (and I’ve only been to a few other countries, for budgeting reasons).
  14. I’m Reasonable as Hell and I’m probably going to continue to take it for a few years before giving up.
  15. I don’t really get the healthcare law, but it seems like we should have one.

As always, don’t forget to vote.  I hope to see you at the rally.


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