Tuesday Morning Quarterbacking: QB Attractiveness Rating, Tier 2

Today, haikus about the second hottest group of NFL QBs.  Tier 2, Average to Slightly Above Average Dudes.

Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints

Fit, kind eyes, nice smile.
He looks like a gym teacher.
Is that an insult?

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Michael Vick, Philadelphia Eagles

Almond eyes, square jaw.
Since I hate the word ‘sexy,’
Just a handsome dude.

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Jake Locker, Tennessee Titans

This year Jake looks worse.
Cool it with the facial hair;
Boyish looks are best.

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Christian Ponder, Minnesota Vikings 

Wow!  Nice head of hair!
Your eyes are close together —
Otherwise?  Way hot.

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Blaine Gabbert, Jacksonville Jaguars

His face might be nice
But I really can’t get past
Stupid ugly hair.

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Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys

Beady eyes, thin lips.
So why is he in Tier Two?
Big ears are my thing.

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Eli Manning, New York Giants

Did you think you’d see
A high-ranking mouth breather?
“Little brother” cute.

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Sam Bradford, St. Louis Rams

Awe!  He’s so youthful!
Because I also have them,
I don’t mind big teeth.

Sam Bradford

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