Wednesday Morning Quarterbacking: QB Attractiveness Rating, Tier 3

Some of these guys are getting homely.  Tier 3, hopefully these guys developed a personality to accompany their athletic talent.

Joe Flacco, Baltimore Ravens

You’re average, Joe.
But I have just one question:
What is your eyebrow?

Joe Flacco

Ryan Fitzpatrick, Buffalo Bills

You’ve seen this guy, right?
Generic white bearded man…
But he’s from Harvard.

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Matt Stafford, Detroit Lions

Nice eyes and smile, but
I can’t forgive a fat face.
He’s got potential.

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Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers

A doofy frat boy
Look at the size of that schnoz!
Double-check your face.

aaron-rodgers

Brandon Weeden, Cleveland Browns

Unremarkable.
Grow out of your baby fat
Harmless ginger dough.

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Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons 

Is that all you got?
Generic puppet person,
I’m bored by your face.

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Carson Palmer, Oakland Raiders

No WASP-y good looks?
A name like Carson Palmer?
I expected more.

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