Big Ass Legs

Mom went to my cousin Rachel’s dance recital, so Dad and I ordered pizza and watched college basketball and burped without even saying excuse me.  He wouldn’t let me stay up later because he said he and mom are “on the same team about this,” so I asked him if he knew what exasperated means… Read More Big Ass Legs

When Moving to the Section of Town That Doesn’t Have a Whole Foods

And now, a little bit of fiction.  Enjoy. ——————————— Hello Michael, My partner Linda and I are throwing a housewarming party on the 18th.  (You remember Linda, right?  The tall brunette who insisted you get the French goat cheese… She may be pushy, but the woman knows her cheese.)  You have to come.  We are so excited about moving in together and the… Read More When Moving to the Section of Town That Doesn’t Have a Whole Foods