Tales from Safari: Searching for a port in an actual, real-life, torrential storm

Apollo loaded the four of us into a riverboat the same size as a short bus, with a quiet, round man at the motor in the back. Apollo stood at the helm, facing us, and told us to keep our arms and legs inside the boat. A desperate stooge needing to be funny and validated,… Read More Tales from Safari: Searching for a port in an actual, real-life, torrential storm

Tales from Safari: When ignoring mythical heroes

Laura and Andy are archetypal British characters, but I swear I didn’t make them up. They exist in real life. They are tidy and proper, with amusing highbrow accents that had me laughing with delight at literally everything they said. Yes, they were quite clever and funny, but if I’m honest, I probably laughed too… Read More Tales from Safari: When ignoring mythical heroes