Some of these guys are getting homely. Tier 3, hopefully these guys developed a personality to accompany their athletic talent.

Joe Flacco, Baltimore Ravens

You’re average, Joe.
But I have just one question:
What is your eyebrow?

Ryan Fitzpatrick, Buffalo Bills

You’ve seen this guy, right?
Generic white bearded man…
But he’s from Harvard.

Nice eyes and smile, but
I can’t forgive a fat face.
He’s got potential.

A doofy frat boy
Look at the size of that schnoz!
Double-check your face.

Unremarkable.
Grow out of your baby fat
Harmless ginger dough.

Is that all you got?
Generic puppet person,
I’m bored by your face.

No WASP-y good looks?
A name like Carson Palmer?
I expected more.

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